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On a rotating basis most of the contents will eventually become available. Please send comments to my E-mail
Always be prepared!
Because the only other choice is Hillary and she's way too intense.
Section 1 - Profile
TFM is a professional football player working on improving his golf game enough so he can compete on the senior tour.
Chapter 1 - Sports:
TFM's views come directly from his Western Pennsylvania roots: Every game in every sport is fixed - unless his team wins of course.
Chapter 2 - Movies: (Available 13 Nov - 21 Nov) Delayed due to poor sentence structure and concept development
R is for ridiculous: PG - pretty goofed up
Chapter 3 - Stocks
How to turn $5000 into $4500 in just one year!
Chapter 4 - Work History:
As a professional football player TFM's always been unemployed - so how did he get enough money to run for Senate?
Chapter 5 - The WEB:
The problem with the Internet is any nut case can publish a book
Chapter 6 - Sex:
Male - need I say more.
Chapter 7 - Immoral TFM: (Available only to Book Purchasers)
It might as well come out now.
Section 2 - Politics
This is the serious stuff.
Chapter 1- Campaign Finance Reform
A system where voters carry more influence.
Chapter 2 - Education
Johnny can read as well as he wants, he'd rather just play Nintendo.
Chap 2a - Testing:
Would you hire a moron to umpire a baseball game?
Chap 2b - Vouchers
Why not give private and parochial school administrators a raise?
Chapter 3 - Gun Control:
A well regulated militia…..
Chapter 4 - Free Speech:
Advocating distribution of pictures of nude women doesn't equal actual distribution.
Chapter 5 - Taxes:
In theory if my money were well spent 100% taxes might relieve a lot of stress. In practice, the Libertarians got the right idea.
Chapter 6 - The Economy
Higher Inflation due to Interest Rate Hikes
Chapter 7 - Unions:
Every American worker should belong to a Union - With a lot of work we might just create one worth the dues.
Chapter 8 - Health Care:
It's because we're willing to spend so much that it cost so much!
Chapter 9 - Abortion
Chapter 10 - Sex in the White House:
The ultimate goal
Section 3 - Anything but Politics
Chapter 1 - Short Stories
a) Perfect and Peaceful
b) A Night at a Bar
Chapter 2 - Great Ideas
Guaranteed to make someone rich
Chapter 3 - Recipes
Better for others' since I lost just ten pounds
Chapter 5 - Creating a Web page (Available once more web site knowledge achieved)
You don't have to spend $140 on Front Page